Monday 29 May 2017

13 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Mario

What do you really know about the current SU Financial Secretary popularly known as Mario?

To some, she's hard working, a role model, a caring heart, a black beauty and an authentic African Queen.

To others however, she's a snub, proud and and stylishly sarcastic.

That's because, Mario means different things to different people!

Here are 13 things you probably didn't know about Mario:

1. Every time, you'll be saying Mario, Mario, Mario. Abeg, her full name is Mashood Bolajoko Maryam. Caveat emptor, Gbam!!!

2. This hot damsel hails from Ilorin West, Kwara state. This one na original daughter of the soil o!

3. She is the only female, and last child of three children.

4. Her business brand is Policies of our Economy.

5. She is a devout Muslim.

6. Now here's the most interesting part for the dudes: she's SINGLE, but not searching o! She's in a serious relationship. Eyah, bad market for some people o!

7. Mario's philosophy of life is: 'money and power are temporary, it's the life of people you have impacted that matters.'

8. Here's her favourite quote: 'kindness is an investment, the higher the risk, the higher the return.'

9. Guess what? Her role model is Aruma Oteh. Can you beat that?

10. Wow! Now we know one of the secrets behind the thickness of this super-lady; her favourite author is Chimamanda Ngozie Adichie. Good thinking good product, right? No wonder!

11. That's not all people! Mario's future ambition is to be a great investment analyst.

12. The most memorable day of her life was the day she got inducted as a Chartered Accountant. No wonder she got the job as SU Financial Secretary. A big kudos to you, babe!

13. Well, the most embarrassing of her life so far was the day she was slandered publicly. Chai! Who could do such a thing to this African goddess. Diariz God oooo.

At UCJ, UNILORIN, we celebrate this jewel of inestimable value and shining example to the womenfolk as she adds another year to her lifespan on earth.

Happy birthday, Mario.

Osuji Chima Francis.
UCJ, UNILORIN.

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